Song: She Takes Her Clothes Off
 Band: Stereophonics
 Transcribed by Creammunkey. Same applies for e-mail address Kiddies.

There's Bits In This Song Played After Verses And That, They're NOT Played On The Guitar So Don't Argue.

Intro
    C~m            Bm        A
e|---O---O---O-----O---O-----O---O-----------------------------------
B|---5---5---5-----3---3-----2---2-----------------------------------
G|---6---6---6-----4---4-----2---2-----------------------------------
D|---6---6---6-----4---4-----2---2-----------------------------------
A|---4---4---4-----2---2-----O---O-----------------------------------
E|---4---4---4-----2---2-----X---X-----------------------------------

Played Throughout Verse Until The A D D chords, Which Goes Like This;
     A             D         D
e|---O---O---O-----2---2-----2---2-----------------------------------
B|---2---2---2-----3---3-----3---3-----------------------------------
G|---2---2---2-----2---2-----2---2-----------------------------------
D|---2---2---2-----O---O-----O---O-----------------------------------
A|---O---O---O-----X---X-----X---X-----------------------------------
E|---X---X---X-----X---X-----X---X-----------------------------------

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Verse 1
                  C~m            Bm        A
She's Got Another Fantasy
                                C~m            Bm        A
She Lives In Flat Number Twenty-three
                      C~m            Bm        A
Picked First Prize In Carnival Queen
A                         D     D
And Now She Takes Her Clothes Off
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Verse 2
C~m            Bm        A                   
                            C~m            Bm        A
Collects The Covers Off Her Magazines
                                C~m            Bm        A
She Longs To Be Another Teenage Dream
                                   C~m            Bm        A
The Problem Is She's Turning Forty-three
A                         D     D
She Still Takes Her Clothes Off
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The Chorus Goes Like So Lads;
     Em    G    A    D  Dsus4 D
e|---X-----3----O----2--3-----2--------------------------------------
B|---O-----3----2----3--3-----3--------------------------------------
G|---O-----O----2----2--2-----2--------------------------------------
D|---2-----O----2----O--O-----O--------------------------------------
A|---2-----2----O----X--X-----X--------------------------------------
E|---0-----3----X----X--X-----X--------------------------------------

  Then The G D, And The G D A;
     G       D            G       D           A 
e|---3--3----2--2--2--|---3--3----2--2--2-----O--O-------------------
B|---3--3----3--3--3--|---3--3----3--3--3-----2--2-------------------
G|---O--O----2--2--2--|---O--O----2--2--2-----2--2-------------------
D|---O--O----O--O--O--|---O--O----O--O--O-----2--2-------------------
A|---2--2----X--X--X--|---2--2----X--X--X-----O--O-------------------
E|---3--3----X--X--X--|---3--3----X--X--X-----X--X-------------------

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Chorus
Em                      G       A       D    Dsus4   D
She Got The Nickname Porta Bubble Joan
Em                      G       A       D    Dsus4   D
They Found Her Dead, Dead As Nails, At Home
G                                        D 
And She Said, I'm Gonna Be Another Marilyn
G                               D
Bleach My Hair, And Get Real Thin
G                     D         A
And Everybody's Gonna Wanna Dance With Me
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Verse 3
C~m            Bm        A
                         C~m            Bm        A
She Loves To Have Her Little Fantasies
                               C~m            Bm        A
She Longed To Be The Wife Of Jimmy Dean
                             C~m            Bm        A
But Jimmy's Head Sits In Jimmy's Knees
A                             D    D
She Loves To Take Her Clothes Off
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Verse 4
C~m            Bm        A
                                   C~m            Bm        A
Police Are Looking Round At Twenty-three
                                C~m            Bm        A
They Found Her Hanging From Her Swollen Feet 
                                 C~m            Bm        A
They Saw Her Dance Last In Woolworth Street
A                             D    D
She Loved To Take Her Clothes Off
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Chorus
Em                      G       A       D    Dsus4   D
She Got The Nickname Porta Bubble Joan
Em                      G       A       D    Dsus4   D
They Found Her Dead, Dead As Nails, At Home
G                                        D 
And She Said, I'm Gonna Be Another Marilyn
G                               D
Bleach My Hair, And Get Real Thin
G                                D         A
And Everybody's Gonna Wanna Dance With Me     That Line x2, Then The 
                                              First Line Of The Outro,
--------------------------------------------- Then That Line x1 Again, 
                                              Then The 2nd Line Of The Outro. 

The Outro Is Played Like This, So Try And Get The Timing Right, It Makes A Difference;
The First Bar Is For The First Line, The Second For The Second (Funny Enough)     
       D        A           G      |   D        A           G        D     A
e|-----2--2-----O--O--O-----3--3---|---2--2-----O--O--O-----3--3-----2--2--O----O--
B|-----3--3-----2--2--2-----3--3---|---3--3-----2--2--2-----3--3-----3--3--2----2--
G|-----2--2-----2--2--2-----O--O---|---2--2-----2--2--2-----O--O-----2--2--2----2--
D|-----O--O-----2--2--2-----O--O---|---O--O-----2--2--2-----O--O-----O--O--2----2--
A|-----X--X-----O--O--O-----2--2---|---X--X-----O--O--O-----2--2-----X--X--O----O--
E|-----X--X-----X--X--X-----3--3---|---X--X-----X--X--X-----3--3-----X--X--X----X--

This Is For The Last Three Lines;
     D     A     G
e|---2-----O-----3---------------------------------------------------
B|---3-----2-----3---------------------------------------------------
G|---2-----2-----O---------------------------------------------------
D|---O-----2-----O---------------------------------------------------
A|---X-----O-----2---------------------------------------------------
E|---X-----X-----3---------------------------------------------------

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Outro
D               A                       G
Everybody Wants To Be The Carnival queen 
D               A        G           D           A                
Everybody Wants To Be, The Carnival, King Or Queen   
                     D      A      G
We All Read The Books
                        D      A      G
She Takes Her Clothes Off
           D      A      G
One By One
           D      A      G
Off Again
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