You Never Met A Motherfucker Quite Like Me Lyrics

Yep 
I've been on the cover of the Rolling Stone 
I met the president when I was half stoned 
I been so high I've gotten confused 
I been beat down, broke and used 
Motherfucker 
I drank with hank, talked blues with Billy 
Rocked with Run sang with shotgun Willy 
Went from small time philly to big time Bobby 
From 3 day old chili to saki with wosabi 

I'm home hey I'm home 
You never met a motherfucker quite like me 
Not like me, dida dada like me, hey like me 

No more bein' poured drink specials at winners 
Or being ignored by the think straight sinners 
I used to smoke pinners while my moms made dinner 
Now I smoke bombs and rock with Lynyrd skynyrd 
No beginners here I'm a seasoned vet 
Educated on jazz by my man Amed 
Heard again my friend I been the world n back 
But I'm Michigan boy can you feel that 

And I'm home 
You never met a motherfucker quite like me 
Not like me, God damn like me, hey hey like me 

Never thought I'd go as far in life as this 
Never made par and I could give 2 shits 
Never wanted sell cars cause my dad was a dick 
Never wanted a guitar 'till I heard a lick like this 

And from the depths of dixie to my northern spots 
You know its time to rock when ole glory drops 

I pimp through town with the top laid back 
Black hat, fine blonde, cold pabst in my lap 
I'll adapt 
To any and all situations 
Thats why the call me the pimp of the nation 
Hey bitch you best believe I live in the woods not your world of greed 
Might, a little weed might a little yeah 
I'm so proud to be living in the USA 

You've never met a motherfucker quite like me 
Hey hey like me, da di da da stay like me, hey hey hey like me 
You aint ever met and you aint never going meet 
You never met a ,never met a ,never never never never met a 
Motherfucker quite like me 
You aint never met a mother like me 
Hey you aint never never never never never met someone like me 
(Hey hey) 
Never met like me, 
(Hey hey) 
(Hey dude hey) 
Never met a mother like me 
(Come on, hey) 
And you never, and never gonna never gonna meeeeeet 
(Hey come on already) 
You never meeeeeeeet 
(stop) 
What? 
(Dude, theres more to life that just you) 
hahaha