Uncle Sam's On Mars Lyrics

( - House - Brock - Calvert - King - )
Shoals of dead fish float on the lakes,
but Uncle Sam's on mars
And scientists go on making the same mistakes,
but Uncle Sam's on mars
No one down here knows how to put on the brakes,
but Uncle Sam's on mars
 
Uncle Sam's on mars, Uncle Sam's on mars, Uncle Sam's on
mars, he's on mars
 
Layers of smoke in the atmosphere have made the earth
too hot to bear
Earth will be a desert soon and America has already left
the moon
 
Uncle Sam's on mars, Uncle Sam's on mars, Uncle Sam's on
mars, he's on mars
 
What are they doing out there, Uncle Sam's up there, he's
doing it
What is he up to what is he up to, he's looking for life
Is there any life out there, Is there any life out there
Is there any life out there, Is there any life out there
There is life out here, there are humans out here, Uncle
Sam's out here
 
And this certainly must be the most exciting telephone
call ever made here on Earth.  I just can't tell
you how proud we all are.  For every American this
has to be the proudest moment of their lives.  And
for people all over the world, I'm sure they too
join with us in recognizing what a tremendous
achievement this is....
I hope you brought your credit card with you, and
I hope you know how to drive on these long, lonely
freeways and intersections we've got up here.  We've
got two cars in the garage, two cars in the garage,
and drum-majorettes with batons twirling, and white
ankle socks on Sundays.  We've got stripes on the stars
and Uncle Sam's on, Uncle Sam's on, Uncle Sam's on,
Mars....