D   x 55xx99xx777
A 55x 33xx77xx555  play 3 times
E 33x   xx  xx  

A        55555555        33333333
E77777777        33333333  
 STRATOCASTER IS STUCK TO MY HANDS LIKE SOME F***IN PLASTER/STREET LIGHT IS BLINDIN ME AS i TRY TO SIT AT HOME AN i'M ALL ALONE/I'M SO DAMN BORED/ AND I CANT FEEL MY LEGS  A 5 / WELL MAYBE I'M DEAD!
      E 3

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D   X 55XX 77XX 99XX 777
A 55X 33XX 55XX 77XX 555
E 33X   XX   XX   XX

DO YOU THINK ITS FUNNY?/ WHEN I FALL ALL OVER MYSELF/WATHCING YOU/ iN THE HALL/ YOU FAIL TO SEE THAT I WAIT FOR YOU EVERYDAY AFTER SCHOOL/ AN I KNOW THAT THIS IS TRUE SO I STRONGLY ADVISE THAT YOU A 5 THINK AGAIN!!
                              E 3

A        55555555        33333333
E77777777        33333333

LATE NIGHT, WRITIN THIS SONG TO SING TO TO/ I HOPE THAT IN TIME/ YOU WILL SEE THAT YOU ARE THE ONE FOR ME...BUT WHAT THE HELL DO I KNOW!!

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D  5 9 7 PLAY 2 TIMES THEN
A 53 7 5
E 3

D          55555555          77777777          99999999 77777777          55555555
A 55555555 33333333 77777777 55555555 99999999 77777777 55555555 77777777 33333333 
E 33333333          55555555          77777777                   55555555

D
A 55555555  REALLY FAST SIXTEENTH NOTES, PLAY TWICE
E 33333333

A          55555555          33333333
E 77777777          33333333
  IN CLASS/ DRAW A PICTURE/WRITE A STORY/ EVERYTHING TO DO WITH YOU AN ME/ TILL THE TEACHER SAYS...YOU DONE?... HUH?!

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   HOLD OUT THE LAST NOTE AND "THINK AGAAAAAIIIIINNNN."